the “you live with your parents” insult is really flaccid because a metric shitton of cultures don’t see “leave the house forever” as some grandiose moment of liberation that’s so important to the development of a person that it has to happen as fast as possible. until i came…
girl: fuck me daddy
girl: what the fuck
staying over again with the guy I’m seeing, sooner or later I’ll have to invite him to my house where we’ll sleep in different rooms and my dad will make fun of him.